How to Make Bread (or not)

>> Sunday, February 7, 2010

From The Diet Coke Diet

The Diet Coke Diet Style 

So, you start with some water, some milk, some yeast and sugar. Mix it all together, and let the yeast activate. 


Leave it on the counter for 10 minutes. While you're doing that, go get the baby up from his nap, change his poopy diaper, and throw a load of laundry in. 

Come back downstairs and discover that your two-year-old has spilled the ENTIRE contents of your bread making venture ALL OVER THE COUNTER! 


Put two-year-old on time-out. 

Have four-year-old retrieve towels from the bathroom. Wipe off every surface of your kitchen. 

Tell two-year-old to pipe down. 

Open cupboard under the counter and discover copious amounts of bready-yeasty-soup in all your pots and pans. 

Decide that store-bought bread is FINE!

*I promise next week, when it's bread-making time again, I'll do a REAL tutorial. Today was NO GOOD!*


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