How NOT to Dress During Pregnancy...

>> Wednesday, August 11, 2010

I am, as has previously been mentioned, expecting a baby boy in October. That means I have about 9 weeks to go before our little one makes his debut. I'm at a rather awkward time in the pregnancy; even my maternity clothes are starting to feel a little's a dilemma. I haven't figured out yet how to resolve this problem, since I can't really go buy a whole new wardrobe of maternity clothes that I'll only wear for 9 weeks, but I can tell you that I've discovered what NOT to do and as a public service, I am sharing my discovery with you. Are you ready? Here not, under any circumstances, wear a large, lavender sweatshirt whilst expecting. Trust me on this one. You really, really do not want to look like a giant blueberry in the only picture you have from your 5th Anniversary...

Contrary to what you may think I am not:
A. Giving birth to the Jolly Green Giant
B. Gestating septuplets
C. 10.5 months pregnant

I simply discovered (the hard way) how NOT to dress while pregnant...learn from my mistakes; that's the only good that can come from this...

P.S. It was really windy and cold on that train...other than that, I have no excuse for looking like that...none at all.

P.P.S. That's a shadow; I'm not soaking wet from the waist down. Promise.

P.P.P.S. I think that is, quite possibly, the worst picture ever taken of me. And I've chosen to share it with you, gentle readers. I feel closer to you already.


Morgan -Ing August 11, 2010 at 7:47 PM  

Oh the tears. Streaming down my face. I love you sister.

Saimi August 12, 2010 at 2:21 PM  

You can never go wrong with a baby belly! Anybody who doesn't understand that has never been pregnant!

McEuens August 13, 2010 at 7:52 AM  

Yeah, wow, that is something, Erin. Thanks for the laugh on this Friday morning. :)

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