This is because I love you.

Well, folks. I would like to tell you a story. It is story of a pregnant girl who desired new jammies. See, my old pjs are fine, I have like... three pair of pants mixed with the random t-shirts, you know?

But, I felt a hankering deep down inside for NEW ones. I had the fabric, and NO PATTERN, and a flat tire on my van. So I figured, NOT A PROBLEM, I can whip up little boy pants with no pattern in 30 minutes. NOT A PROBLEM.

So, I began.

And well, folks. First, they were too small. This was a marvel unto me considering I'd used MY OWN PANTS as a pattern. But, the original pants had been stretchy. WHOOPS!

TOO SMALL.

Rather than start over (I had enough fabric), I decided to just ADD PANELS.

This, my friends, was a mistake.

Seriously.

But I continued, imaging the fantastic post I'd write for you about how to save a pair of PJs.

But then the crotch was too low, (we call that a "rise"). NOT A PROBLEM said I. I just decided to add ANOTHER panel to to the top.

Except I failed to measure, and came up 5 inches short on the waist. AND I sewed it on upside down and backwards.

AND I thought, "THIS IS A PROBLEM."

So now dear readers, I give unto you, Morgan's epic fail for the week, in pictures:
I am wiping away tears because I was laughing so hard. Don't feel bad for me. It was seriously hilarious. Made more funny because my 16 year old brother was there to witness, and Erin came in there at the end and took the pictures.

From The Diet Coke Diet

From The Diet Coke Diet

And the crotch was still too low. I could barely climb up on that chair. Note Henry laughing at me as well.

EPIC FAIL! 

You're welcome.

ETA: My hand is on my chestal area to HOLD UP the stupid pants.